The Initial Scent:
Liquid musk, dribbled on the thighs of Venus after she emerged from the sea, if that sea were composed entirely of the pooling sweat of jasmine blossoms.

The Cool Down:
You will never cool down while wearing this scent. You’ll be nude wrestling oiled male models all day.

Wear It To:
This scent plays it close to the chest, so avoid confined spaces in the interests of public decency. Or stay home – that would be safest.

Sei Rates It:
5/5 I Spent Money On It (And plan to do so again.)

Advertisements