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Monthly Archives: February 2014

The Initial Scent:
Liquid musk, dribbled on the thighs of Venus after she emerged from the sea, if that sea were composed entirely of the pooling sweat of jasmine blossoms.

The Cool Down:
You will never cool down while wearing this scent. You’ll be nude wrestling oiled male models all day.

Wear It To:
This scent plays it close to the chest, so avoid confined spaces in the interests of public decency. Or stay home – that would be safest.

Sei Rates It:
5/5 I Spent Money On It (And plan to do so again.)


The Initial Scent:
Like being punched in the nose by a million orange blossoms, fresh from an hour long assignation in a hot car with a particularly amoral Lily of the Valley.

The Cool-Down:
A little like the perfume department of a department store.

Wear It To:
A department store, for the spring sale.

Sei Rates It:
3/5 Would Wear Again (If someone else bought it for me.)